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Yeah, that’s a real sentence that we really just posted. Human hair is an effective, natural tool for reducing soil erosion. Your pubes are a precious renewable resource, and you’ve been washing their potential down the drain. Send them to our pals over at the non-profit Matter of Trust and get a free tube of eos shave cream, We’ll match them with a monetary donation! It’s not that weird! Really! It’s fine!

Now if you’re what experts consider a “functioning person,” you probably have some questions about what you just read. Allow us to elaborate. We. Want. Your. Pubes. Really, we do. Human hair is an effective natural way to reduce soil erosion. So let your pubes save the planet and donate them to our partners at Matter of Trust today, and we’ll match them with a monetary donation.

The planet is facing a serious code pube. And we need your pube donations today (not joking.) Human hair is an effective, biodegradable tool for reducing soil erosion and can do a lot of good for our earth. We all have pubes, so we might as well pu​​t them to use. Donate your pubes to Matter of Trust today, and we’ll match them with a monetary donation!